R U Kidding Me BBQ Shipping Policy
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🚚 How Fast We Ship
We move quicker than a gator on hot pavement. Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days, unless Sizzleton is busy wrestling a smoke demon or taste‑testing a new rub (both equally important).
Once your order leaves the pit, you’ll get a tracking number so you can follow its heroic journey.
📦 Shipping Rates
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location, weight, and how many delicious things you stuffed into your cart. The more you buy, the happier Sizzleton gets — and the better your shipping efficiency becomes.
🌎 Where We Ship
Right now, we ship across the United States. If you’re outside the U.S. and want the goods, email us. Sizzleton loves a challenge, but customs agents do not share his enthusiasm.
🔥 Carrier Delays (AKA: The Wild West)
Once your package leaves our hands, it enters the mystical realm of the shipping